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Workplace Incentive - by Elobo

Workplace Incentive




[ebff2011] Starmen of all ages and military ranks! Do YOU have what it takes to conquer this miserable mudhole in record time? Want to be SUPER like Christine? Crush those squealing humans beneath your cold, hard heel? Feel superior as we stew these meat bags like prunes? (Get your paraffin set aside because we're going to be canning these suckers to take on the road) So shoot for the stars! It shouldn't be hard, because that's where we're from! So kick up your efforts, ramp up your assaults. All Starmen will receive a raise, only one in every one hundred twenty eight will be deemed SUPER enough to take away a rare sacred Earth treasure! Because when we're through, that's all that's going to be left.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo A Small Vagabond
When civilization abandons its machinations, nature's succession is quick and striking. But one scavenger-hunter takes on a nomadic lifestyle. Trying to find the remnants of the civilization it had come to rely on. A small vagabond in a bigger world. It is compelled to roam further, enticed by its new independence and the raw wilderness of the renewed land around him. So maybe tomorrow, it'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, it'll just keep moving on...
4/16/09 0.00
Elobo Peanut Free
The peace in Saturn Valley was broken the day the peanuts were taken out of the Peanut Cheese Bars. They reimagined them as Nougat Cheese Bars. Same great taste! But they just weren't the same. They just weren't the same. Mr Saturn knew that it was up to him to restore his favourite bars to their true luster and glory. And so, he furrowed his brow and grit his ribbon. Nougat should be an alternative, NEVER a replacement.
12/11/09 0.00
Elobo Forgotten
The Metal Monkey believed in flight before fight, and ran and ran until it was alone with the trees of the forest. It stayed here in serene solitude. It would not leave. Now it is merely a cold, forgotten shell. But nature shows no remorse, its pace is not to be stalled. And the empty husk can run no more.
5/20/09 0.00

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